It’s honestly the perfect fix for a guy like me. They are probably the closest thing there is for me to a mental bubble … they allow me to feel a sense of purpose, performing and accomplishing tasks and they bring epic adventures to me, without me ever having to leave my mom’s basement. Therefore, video games are a saving grace in my life. It’s not like there’s a bubble I can put around a mental illness. And unfortunately, short of getting zombied out on Xanax, there isn’t much I can do about it. Do you guys remember that movie? It starred Jake Gyllenhaal played a guy who was allergic to everything and it was so bad that he literally had to live his life in a plastic bubble if he ever wanted to go outdoors? Well, that’s basically me, except for the bubble is not physical, it’s in my brain. Short of being riddled with a million different allergies, I’m basically like the social anxiety equivalent of the Bubble Boy. My crippling social anxiety makes it so that it is literally painful to go out into public. It isn’t exactly the most thrilling or adventurous of lives, wouldn’t you say? But adventure was never really in the cards for a guy like me. Without that, what am I? I’m just a guy who masturbates a lot and has a body pillow for a girlfriend. I love the challenge and the sense of purpose that gaming gives to me. The second thing, speaking of, is gaming late into the night until my eyes burn from looking at the screen too long. The first is humping my sex doll, Dolly, with whom I frequently cheat on Suki (hey, don’t hate the player, hate the game). Free-Strip-Games! When I’m not fapping to all of the best porn that I can find on the internet or humping my girlfriend, Suki (she’s my body pillow and we have been in a long term committed relationship for around 15 years now), I can most likely be found doing one of two things.
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